- Endanger myself and others whenever it's funny to do so
- Ignore all laws and rules, except for forum moderators who aren't blue
- Respect the views of others, if I agree with them
- Cause disruptions and public alarm by posting disturbing images
- Maximize my and others' impact on the servers by posting & refreshing constantly
- Be considerate of others' posts by webfooting frequently
- Protect the integrity of the bar